Ebayer’s Anonymous

I have officially become an Ebay addict and its time for an intervention. I’ve noticed recently that I am showing all the signs of a full fledged addict. It started yesterday when I found myself in a dark alley in a bad neighborhood searching the Ebay app on my Iphone so my girlfriend wouldn’t catch me. She’s been a little ticked at me since she caught me last week stealing money from her purse to finance the Nike Sumo Sasquatch driver I basically stole off Ebay. She went on to tell me that the first six drivers I bought this year were just as good and that I was getting out of hand. This sent me into a fit of rage when it was obvious that this driver would add 5-8 yards to my already mammoth drive and cut 1-2 stokes of my handicap. Since then I’ve sold that driver on Ebay for a small loss and purchased the same one in a different degree, something that any rationale person would do. I currently have 342 items on my watch list, which is skewed a bit due to the fact that I am watching three different sizes in certain sweaters. I plan on purchasing them all this way I’ll be guaranteed a good fit. If anyone else has this problem please leave any advice you have in the comment box. Is there an Ebayer’s Anonymous, some sort of patch, or maybe a hypnotist?